First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
The air taste purple.
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