Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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