Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Randomize
