the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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