she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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