at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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