look no pants
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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