I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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