Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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