I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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