I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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