In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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