Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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