I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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