Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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