So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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