that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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