sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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