I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Even my vagina gasped.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
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When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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