I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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