ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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