meet me or not, i'm out of control
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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