Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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