some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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