Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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