i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
now i know why i became what i already was.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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