is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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