it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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