is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
