Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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