Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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