I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.