Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....

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(954): View more from Florida

Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?

(1-954): View more from Florida

Hurt me personally.

(954): View more from Florida

Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though

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(219): View more from Indiana

Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.

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(718): View more from New York

im getting my college education on yahoo answers.

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(740): View more from Ohio

He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!

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(360): View more from Washington

He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.

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