that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The struggles of a small town man whore
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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