what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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