It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
we made out on top of his cat.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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