so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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