Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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