I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm jealous of your bromance
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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