But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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