She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
The power of my boobs compel you
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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