we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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