i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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