Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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