what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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