In the future we'll all be gay
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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