Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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