True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We're too hungover to prance.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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