I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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