Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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