Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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