Bisexual people are plain selfish.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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