office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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