No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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