i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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