You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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