Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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