haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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