nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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