You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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