There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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