I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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