its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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