then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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